 | The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. - Bill Maher |
| No good deed goes unpunished. |
| Better to remain silent and thought of as a fool then to speak and remove all doubt. |
| It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong and I am not a big man. |
| I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra |
| What's the difference between this place and Titanic? Titanic had a band. |
| All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -Homer Simpson |
| Q. Would you like me to check
the weather? A. No, why don't you do that. - from the movie "Airplane" |
| I'm a company man, just not this company. - B. Smith |
| The world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part. - Ernest Hemingway |
| An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.--Ernest Hemingway |
| Why pay to take your kids to the circus when you can bring them to work for free. - V.E.II |
| Forget the Christmas ham, I just want enough money to buy a revolver. - J. Smith |
| It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln |
| The family that drinks together stays together and that dude quit drinking. - D. A |
| If she's over 18, weighs less than 150 and breathing then I'm interested. - Unknown |
| Moderation is the last refuge for the unimaginative. |
| 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. - Stephen Wright |
| Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't. |
| Only dead fish swim with the stream. |
| A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated has not the art of getting drunk. |
| If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. |
| Many a truth spoke is jest. |
| Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. |
| A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own secrets better than another's. |